Rockin Robin Slots Is what you get when you combine a nursery rhyme theme with average graphics and UI that seems like a complete afterthought. Looking like something a kid drew, and being playable only in short spurts because it pays well, Rockin Robin Slots is not a game that game together very well, or one that many are going to feel overjoyed with. We recommend trying it in the same way people see bad movies. It is fun to see it as it all comes crashing down, and is admittedly still addict despite that, or maybe even in part because of it.
Premise
The premise of Rockin Robin Slots is a nursery rhyme, which is unusual for a slot. We will give them that for inventiveness. That said, how it comes together leaves something to be desired. It is mostly rock themed stuff combined with poorly drawn birds and odd musical notes that never manage to feel rightly placed. It is somewhat like a bad B movie, or maybe even a C movie, which may be part of the appeal they were going for.
Presentation
Graphics in Rockin Robin Slots are for the most part horrid. The logo is nicely done, and the positive comments pretty much end there. The colors are bright and you will never be left wondering what you are matching, but it all looks like it was drawn by someone without experience, or in a way more intended for a parody channel like Adult Swim.
The suits even look wonky, making us wonder how they managed to screw up the letter J. See? We just make one. It was not that hard.
Mechanics
Gameplay in Rockin Robin Slots does not fare much better. At 5 reels and 20 paylines, it is definitely average in this respect. Bets are kept low too, ranging from a penny to $2 per payline. The multipliers are not much better, either, maxing out at a grand total of 2. It is almost like they are making fun of veteran slot players in this regard, which may be the case. Or, it is all an afterthought, which is the more likely occurrence.
There really is not much going on here, but it does pay out more than average, so there is that. That may be because you are not likely to win a whole lot from it, however, which takes the enjoyment factor down a notch.
Likes
+ So bad it is funny
+ Decent payout rate
Dislikes
- Most everything else
Who is this Game For?
This game is suitable for players of all types. In particular, it should appeal to:
* Players new to digital slots and looking for something relatively accessible
* Moderate intensity players that have gotten their feet plenty wet in the online slots world and are looking for something a little more involved
* Jaded slot vets
* People that mostly want to win a bunch of money playing digital slot games
* Players looking for slot nostalgia for the similarities and differences this slot has to other games
* People more used to normal video games that are looking to get their feet wet in the world of online slots
Who is the Game NOT For?
Although we enjoy this slot, it is not for everybody. In particular, it may not be your cup of tea if this describes you in any fashion:
* Averse to winning money online
* Looking for something truly innovative in the genre
* You find the theme in any way offputting
* Can’t find the humor in a bad game
Is it Buggy?
In the time we spent playing this admittedly bad game, we did not encounter any bugs, problems, or errors. The same cannot be said for all slots of this genre, so we commend the developers for a job well done on that. We also encountered no issues in processing winnings or payments, and everything ran very smooth just like you would expect across many varied devices in a variety of ecosystems and operating systems.
Conclusion
Rockin Robin Slots Is a game so bad that it makes you laugh as you play it. It looks like it was drawn by someone with no experience, combined with gameplay that is lackluster, and exists for the sole reason it pays out more often than not. If you like winning, you can laugh as you play this. You might even show your friends and laugh about what you are playing too. For everyone else, however, this is probably not a slot that will hold your interest beyond a quick laugh. It can still be addictive, but that may be in the same way watching bad movies is too.
This is the bad movie of slots. Enjoy it in good company, and have yourself a rocking good laugh about it. Drink any time something looks wonky to add to the fun.
